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Laughter

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
-- James Matthew Barrie
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.
-- Jean de la Bruyere
And if I laugh at any mortal thing,
'Tis that I may not weep.
-- Lord Byron
A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.
-- Thomas Carlyle
no man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
-- Thomas Carlyle
We have to laugh. Because laughter, we already know, is the first evidence of freedom.
-- Rosario Castellanos
The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.
-- Nicholas Chamfort
Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward.
-- Carol Channing
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
-- Charlie Chaplin
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it around like marmelade.
-- Sir Noel Coward
He laughs best who laughs last.
-- English Proverb
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One half the world laughs at the other, and fools are they all.
-- Baltasar Gracian
The laughter of adults was always very different from the laughter of children. The former indicated a recognition of the familiar, but in children it came from the shock of the new.
-- Elizabeth Hardwick
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
-- Raymond Hitchcock
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
-- Ed Howe
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
-- Victor Hugo
Laughter is by definition healthy.
-- Dorris Lessing
It 's possible to forgive someone a great deal if he makes you laugh.
-- Carolyn Llewellyn
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
-- Shirley MacLaine
Laugh, if thou art wise.
-- Martial
Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can.
-- Elsa Maxwell
Laughter is man's most distinctive emotional expression.
-- Margaret Mead
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.
-- H. L. Mencken
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
-- Wilson Mizner
Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
-- Agnes Repplier
We cannot really love anyone with with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier
A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
-- Puzant Kevork Thomajan
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
-- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
-- Oscar Wilde

Law

I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.
-- Anon.
America is a country where, thanks to Congress, there are 40 million laws to enforce 10 commandments.
-- Anon.
The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of doing so, some lawyer objects.
-- Anon.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
-- Arthur 'Bugs' Baer
A law is valuable not because it is law, but because there is right in it.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
Any law that takes hold of a man's daily life cannot prevail in a community, unless the vast majority of the community are actively in favor of it. The laws that are the most operative are the laws which protect life.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
Those learned in the law, when they do give advice without the usual fee, and in the confidence of friendship, generally say, "Pay, pay anything rather than go to law."
-- Isabella Beeton
Litigant: a person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bone.
-- Ambrose Bierce
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck
The law is not a "light" for you or any man to see by; the law is not an instrument of any kind. The law is a causeway upon which so long as he keeps to it a citizen may walk safely.
-- Robert Bolt
If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.
-- Louis D. Brandeis
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Our system is not one of justice, but of law.
-- Edna Buchanan
When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.
-- Cicero
Law and equity are two things which God hath joined, but which man hath put asunder.
-- Charles Caleb Colton
Men would be great criminals did they need as many laws as they break.
-- Charles John Darling
The law is above the law, you know.
-- Dorothy Salisbury Davis
An appeal is when ye ask wan court to show its contempt for another court.
-- Finley Peter Dunne
The law's made to take care o' raskills.
-- George Eliot
No law can be sacred to me but that of my nature.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
How noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the rich and poor are equally prohibited from peeing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread!
-- Anatole France
If one man can be allowed to determine for himself what is law, every man can. That means first chaos, then tyranny. Legal process is an essential part of the democratic process.
-- Felix Frankfurter
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost
A successful lawsuit is the one worn by the policeman.
-- Robert Frost
Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish.
-- Thomas Fuller
The aim of law is the maximum gratification of the nervous system of man.
-- Learned Hand
Those who are too lazy and comfortable to think for themselves and be their own judges obey the laws. Others sense their own laws within them.
-- Herman Hesse
Laws that do not embody public opinion can never be enforced.
-- Elbert Hubbard
We can not expect to breed respect for law and order among people who do not share the fruits of our freedom.
-- Hubert H. Humphrey
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.
-- Thomas Jefferson
It takes a long time to learn that a courtroom is the last place in the world for learning the truth.
-- Alice Koller
Laws are only felt when the individual comes in conflict with them.
-- Suzanne La Follette
Every skilled person is to be believed with reference to his own art.
-- Legal Maxim
The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Because just as good morals, if they are to be maintained, have need of the laws, so the laws, if they are to be observed, have need of good morals.
-- Niccolò Machiavelli
It is not possible to make a bad law. If is is bad, it is not a law.
-- Carry Nation
Law is no explanation of anything; law is simply a generalization, a category of facts. Law is neither a cause, nor a reason, nor a power, nor a coercive force. It is nothing but a general formula, a statistical table.
-- Florence Nightingale
Petty laws breed great crimes.
-- Ouida
Where law ends, tyranny begins.
-- William Pitt
Law school taught me one thing: how to take two situations that are exactly the same and show how they are different.
-- Hart Pomerantz
Wretches hang that jurymen may dine.
-- Alexander Pope
The law must be stable and yet it must not stand still.
-- Roscoe Pound
The law itself follows gold.
-- Propertius
Our very freedom is secure because we're a nation governed by laws, not by men. We cannot as citizens pick and choose the laws we will or will not obey.
-- Ronals Reagan
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
-- Will Rogers
No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
For many persons, law appears to be black magic--an obscure domain that can be fathomed only by the professional initiated into the mysteries.
-- Susan C. Ross
It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.
-- Friedrich von Schiller
Ignorance of the law excuses no man.
-- John Selden
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all laws into contempt.
-- Elizabeth Cady Stanton
The mills of God work like lightning compared with the law.
-- Mary Stewart
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies but which let wasps and hornets break through.
-- Jonathan Swift
The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the state.
-- Tacitus
I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.
-- Mark Twain
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one.
-- Voltaire
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
-- Earl Warren
There is plenty of law at the end of a nightstick.
-- Grover A. Whalen

Lawyers

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
-- Samuel Butler
The trouble with law is lawyers.
-- Clarence Darrow
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
-- Charles Dickens
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
-- Felix Frankfurter
God works wonders now and then;
Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
-- Douglass Jerrold
And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief,
Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.
-- W.S. Gilbert
Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.
-- Washingon Irving
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
-- Charles Lamb
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
-- French Proverb
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
-- Eileen Goudge
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.
-- Gerald F. Lieberman
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
-- Martial
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
-- Addison Mizner
In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
-- Louis Nizer
I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
-- Mary Roberts Rinehart
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
-- Sir George Savile

Laziness

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.
-- Anon.
Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.
-- Anon.
Know the true value of time: snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
-- Lord Chesterfield
The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest and then becomes a host, and then a master.
-- Kahlil Gibran
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state. We must be doing something to be happy.
-- William Hazlitt
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
-- Kin Hubbard
The really idle man gets nowhere; the perpetually busy man does not get much further.
-- H. Ogilvie
Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others.
-- Jules Renard
The lazy man gets round the sun as quickly as the busy one.
-- R.T. Wombat

Leadership

And when we think we lead, we are most led.
-- Lord Byron
The slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown. He must dominate in his turn.
-- Albert Camus
The nation will find it very hard to look up to the leaders who are keeping their ears to the ground.
-- Winston Churchill
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.
-- Winston Churchill
It is better to have a lion at the head of an army od sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions.
-- Daniel Defoe
A true leader always keeps an element of surprise up his sleeve, which others cannot grasp but which keeps his public excited and breathless.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Every man of action has a strong dose of egotism, pride, hardness, and cunning. But all those things will be forgiven him, indeed, they will be regarded as high qualities, if he can make them the means to achieve great ends.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
If you shoot at a king you must kill him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.
-- Indira Gandhi
To get others to come into our ways of thinking, we must go over to theirs; and it is necessary to follow, in order to lead.
-- William Hazlitt
In the great mass of our people there are plenty individuals of intelligence from among whom leadership can be recruited.
-- Herbert Hoover
it is much safer to obey than to rule.
-- Thomas a Kempis
To lead the people, walk behind them.
-- Lao-Tzu
It is a characteristic of all movements and crusades that the psychopathic element rises to the top.
-- Robert Lindner
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.
-- Walter Lippmann
Leadership is the other side of the coin of loneliness, and he who is a leader must always act alone. And acting alone, accept everything alone.
-- Ferdinand Edralin Marcos
Dictators are rulers who always look good until the last ten minutes.
-- Jan Masaryk
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
-- Matthew 15:14
There are two levers for moving men: interest and fear.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
A leader is a dealer in hope.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.
-- Sam Rayburn
A chief is a man who assumes responsibility. He says, 'I was beaten'; he does not say 'My men were beaten.'
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
A frightened captain makes a frightened crew.
-- Lister Sinclair
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
-- Stendhal
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm.
-- Publius Syrus
A leader may symbolize and express what is best in people, like Pericles, or what is worst, like Hitler, but he cannot successfully express what is only in his heart and not in theirs.
-- Charles Yost

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