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Quotes for June 26th, 2008

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.
-- Karen Kaiser

Not all who wander are lost.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.
-- Orson Scott Card

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: I'm

such a klutz! But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.
-- George Carlin

The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for

white, or women created for men.
-- Alice Walker

There is eloquence in screaming.
-- Patrick Jones

History is a better guide than good intentions.
-- Jeane Kirkpatrick

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own.
-- Michael Konda

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part

to us, do they?
-- George Carlin

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.
-- Roger Jones

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
-- Soren Kierkegaard

Friends aren't jumper cables. You don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies.
-- Charlie Krueger

Without darkness there are no dreams.
-- Karla Kuban

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
-- G.K. Chesterton

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent

that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them.
-- Lily Tomlin

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies.
-- E.B. White

Factorials were someone's attempt to make math look exciting.
-- Steven Wright

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