« Peleg Doddleding Affianced | Main | The Other Kilmer »

Quotes from Recent Movies

Some additions for the Quotations archive - recent Movie Quotes:


WALL-E (2008)

Try blue, it's the new red!
-- Axiom Ship’s Computer

Computer, define "dancing".
-- Jeff Garlin as Captain of the Axiom

This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants…pizza plants . . . .
-- Jeff Garlin as Captain of the Axiom

Time for lunch... in a cup!
-– Axiom Ship’s Computer

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

What the hell can a slumdog possibly know?
-- Irrfan Khan as the Police Inspector

A few hours ago, you were giving chai for the phone walahs. And now you're richer than they will ever be. What a player! Ladies and gentlemen, what a player!
-- Anil Kapoor as Prem Kumar

Zombieland (2009)

You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
--Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
--Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus

Let me begin my three-part apology by saying that you're a wonderful human being.
--Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus

I could tell she knew what I was feeling -- we all are orphans in Zombieland.
--Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus

Up (2009)

Adventure is out there!
-- Christopher Plummer as Charles Muntz

Now, we're gonna walk to the falls quickly and quietly with no rap music or flashdancing.
-– Ed Asner as Carl Frederickson

Scream all you want, small mailman. None of your mailman friends can hear you.
-- Bob Peterson as Alpha and Delroy Lindo as Beta

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

If what I think is happening is happening - it better not be.
-- Meryl Streep as Mrs. Fox

Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
--George Clooney as Mr. Fox

Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.
-- Owen Wilson as Coach Skip

I should have listened to my lawyer.
-- George Clooney as Mr. Fox

Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.
--News Reporter

This place is an X-file, wrapped in a cover-up and deep-fried in a paranoid conspiracy.
-- Kiefer Sutherland as General W.R. Monger

Don't think of it as prison. Think of it as a hotel that you can never leave, 'cause it's locked from the outside.
-- Kiefer Sutherland as General W.R. Monger

Oh, honey, ever since you were a little baby, I knew... you would save the world from an alien invasion.
-- Julie White as Wendy Murphy

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
-- Emma Watson as Hermione Granger
But I am the Chosen One.
-- Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter

Times like these, dark times, they do funny things to people. They can tear them apart.
-- Mark Williams as Arthur Weasley

He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?
-- Bonnie Weright as Ginny Weasley

Knowing (2009)

What happens when the numbers run out?
--Rose Byrne as Diana Whelan

Just step back. Have another look at it! Systems that find meaning in numbers are a dime in dozen. Why? Because people see what they want to see.
-- Ben Mendelsohn as Phil Bergman

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

This is all yours. You're the owner of this world.
-- Jams Gandolfini as Carol

Star Trek (2009)

Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
-- Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard McCoy ("Bones")

The purpose of the test is to experience fear, fear in the face of certain death, to accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one's crew. This is the quality expected in every Starfleet captain.
-- Zachary Quinto as Spock

I don't believe in no-win scenarios.
-- Chris Pine as James T. Kirk

I suffer from aviophobia - it means fear of dying in something that flies!
-- Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard McCoy ("Bones")

Angels and Demons (2009)

Religion is flawed because man is flawed.
-- Armin Mueller-Stahl as Cardinal Strauss

Watchmen (2009)

What, in life, does not deserve celebrating?
-- Matthew Goode as Adrian Veidt

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
-- Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Edward Blake

Hosting by Yahoo!